So I'm supposed to post Six Weird Things About Me. An interesting proposition, narrowing it down to just 6.
1) I am not above stealing cats and people to rescue them from an abusive / neglectful home.
2) I used to be a bodybuilder and am still far stronger than I look.
3) I can fly an airplane and my car is right hand drive.
4) I'm an excellent shot with a pistol.
5) I hate to cook. I'll gladly do dishes / knit / etc for you if you cook for me.
6) I poke holes in people and they like it.
We'll stop here and leave my sordid past where it belongs. ;)